Dear Diary! 11.02.1798

I think I will day tomorrow, because I am really weak. I am lying and sleeping in my bed the whole time. Olga and especial Derek help me very much. It is very exhausted for me to write this down, so I think that this would be my last diary entry. I have no energy anymore for
writing. But thank you very much, that you were my diary!

In love

Yours Stanislaw august poniatowski

Dear Diary! 17.01.1797

In the last time I really often thought about the death. I think there is a own heaven for us kings. Because we are a little bit better than other normal people, but than I thought that it wouldn´t be the best because then I will never see Derek again. This would be very bad. The life after the death without Derek can´t be a good life. Olga don´t have to be in the kingheaven but if she will be also there it is okay. I want to get bury in Saint Petersburg. I hope that a lot of people would come to my funeral.

Yours Stani

Dear Diary! 25.11.1795

I was afraid of this moment, but today the moment was coming. I had to sign the third splitting of our country and I had to abdicate. First I was a little bit sad but now I am relieved. Now I think of what I will do in the possibly last years of my life.

Yours Stani

Dear Diary 23.01.1793

The second splitting from Polen had happened. I am afraid that in few years I have to resign, but i will enjoy my last years as the king of polen. Today Olga Derek and I played some board games. We have a lot of fun. I have to take care at my healthy, because i am not the youngest, so I decided to enjoy my life more. Olga and especial Derek helps me a lot.

Yours Stani

Dear Diary! 14.06.1792

I don´t know what to say, it´s still war between Russian and Polen I thought about it but I decidet that I will join the confederation from Targowica, which turned against the reforms and induced the hectoring of the Russian. I think it is the best. I am sixty, and I think it is very strange, that I am still writing in a diary but to write down what I think, and to know that nobody can read it is extremely calming but I don´t have the time to write so much. I promise, I will write again, but I can´t say when.

Yours Stani

Dear diary! 3.05.1791

Sorry, that I´ve written nothing the last years, but I was very busy, because I want to reform our broken state. But today it happened. Instead of the old condition a new one was found, in which the bourgeoisie, the farmers and the jews were equipped with new rights! I am very happy about it, I celebrated it with my butler Derek during a bath with many bottles of wodka!

Yours Stani

Dear Diary! 09.06.1787

I was swimming with Derek and my wife. I was very proud, because I everybody could see my six-pack. I felt like a young man in top-form. I jumped into the water with a triple somersault. Yeah I am so cool, I love me! =D Derek stared at me the whole time. Olga was a little bit jealous because yesterday she found out that Derek and I were taking a bath togehter again. I think she understand it and abdicated to prevent it.

that is my body =D

Yours Stani

Dear Diary! 25.10.1785

Today I was fishing with my wife. We cought some huge fishes. At home I broil them with Derek´s help. It tasted exceptional good. My wife was also satisfied with the dinner. I decided to make sit-ups to for my six-pack. I want to be in form for my wife and derek =D.

Yours Stani

Dear Diary! 17.01.1782

Today is my 50th birthday. Derek and Olga prepared a birthdayparty for me. We had a lot of fun and I was very happy about this surprise. I think I will go fishing with my wife, because it was very long ago, when I went fishing the last time. I hope that I have again fifty years, to enjoy my life further on.

Yours Stani

Dear diary! 14.11.1772

Today I shave myself the first time with a Wilkinson Sword Shaver!! It was a beautiful silken feeling on my skin! Thank you Mr. Wilkinson for coin the Sword Shaver!

bussi

Dear diary! 5.10.1772

Today the fucking Prussia, the chuckleheaded Austrain and the hammered Russian conclude a contract for the dispartment for our well-loved country!!! I don`t want a crappy division of the land that I love so much!! I want independence for Polen! I strive for freedom and autonomy and in a case of need I will fight for that!!!!!

God speed with Polen!!

Dear Diary! 05.04.1772

Nothing special happened in the last few days! So I´ve written nothing. But now I have to say, that I love the independence of our beautiful country! I would commit suicide, if I had to sign an agreemant which would say Polen would split up. But thank good that we are indipendent. And this will never change!

Yours stani

Dear Diary! 16.03.1772

Yesterday, after my bathingexperience with Deric =D, my wife complained about it. She said, it is not okay, because it is strange to bath with my batler. But I think she is only jealous, because the last time, when I was bathing with her was three years ago, but Derek is so nice and soft, and it is more very funny with him than with her. I had to promise her, that i will never take a bath again with Derek, but I think from now on Derek and I will bath secret.

Yours stani =D

Dear Diary! 15.3.1772

Today and yesterday too it was very boring. I was eating and sleeping the whole time... Olga wanted me to take a walk with her but I don't want to. Oh and I take my monthly bath with my butler Derek. It was very funny because it was very BLUBBER °°°°
I like Derek! He duped me very softly =)

Yours stanislaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Diary! 10.3.1772

I have forget to told you that I was fishing with father-in-law, so with the father from Olga! My father is dead..alright..
Olga was really happy about her present! She loves fish and her favourite fish is the trout! What a really good accident! We have a romantic dinner and my butler Derek had cooked the fish for us and it was very YUMMY! I never told you about my butler Derek have I? Oh he's a really star in the world of butlers, he is always washing my clothes =)

kisses your staniboy

Dear Diary, 9.3.1772

Yesterday it was the best day with my dad...! It was so funny we fished a big fat trout! And I donated it to my wife!! We spent the night in the wood, we fished until midnight! I told my dad everthing about Olga! And yes I think he really likes her.

bussi Staniboy

Dear Diary, 8.3.1772
Yesterday the cooking for my wife was pretty good!! she loved it!
Today my dad and i wants to go fishing because he really insits on that because of the marriage with Olga so he wants to spend a day with me alone!

so I will tell you all about that tomorrow!!

bussi your tussi Staniboy

Deardiary! 7.3.1772

The day before ysterday my wife said yes!!!Yipie ai yeah, Yipié ai ohh gohst raiders in the sky.....Today I try me as a cook and want pamper my wife with fresh goose liver!!! I hope she will enjoy it! But currently I must kill an goose that lays golden eggs!

Bacci

Dear diary ! 6.3.1772

Yeah Yeah Yeah! Yesterday it was the greatest day in my live!! wuhu! SHE SAID YES!!! UHUHU!! You can say I have a wife now! But I want to tell you how I asked her if she wants to marry me! First I made a fat heart with candles... and I stood in the middle of the heart... it was in front of her castle... she looked down to me...! I rapped a song for it goes: YOYO Olga my little pretty bling bling OLGAA!! Do you want to MARRYY me the king of the kingdom YOYOYO! I will give EVERYTHIIING!! YOYO OLGAA say yes! (I emphasized the things which I wrote fat) I know the rap is a bit pity but I think every women will wish herself such a mariage proposal!

bussii your tussi Staniboy

Dear Diary! 5.3.1772

Actually I want to ask Olga if she want to marry me. I really hope that she want to marry me to because I love her and just her for ever and ever. But I don't know how I should ask her. With flowers or a song written by me. Or with a romantic trip with two white horses in the sunset =D . Oh I must find the perfect thing for her and I will find it! I will tell you tomorrow!

kisses your STANISLAW *the king*

that is my Olga =D

Dear Diary, Sunday, 4.3.1772

I’m the king! Yeah yeah yeah! Yes my wishes come true!! Olga loves me too!! Today I want to ask her if she wants to marry me!! J
She is sooo beautiful!! The single party was the best idea I’ve ever had! Yes I really can say that I’m the cleverest man in the world! And now I know that I’m the best looking man in the world yeah yeah!! Yoo I’m the king!!

Bussi Stanislaw

Dear Diary, Tuesday, 17.2.1772
It’s a very very sad day for me because the adjacent Great Powers signed the identures between, Preußen, Austria and Russia. And now Poland isn’t autonomous anymore because it is the first cleavage and now I can’t governance it all alone anymore. But I want it so much that my empire is autonomous again.. And I will fight for it

Bussi yours Stanislaw

Dear Diary, Saturday 21.2.1772

Today I’m going to a single party. I will look for a wife because I need a son as an heir apparent. And I have to acknowledge that I’m a very desolate person. I need love and someone to who I can talk to. Yes there is one girl I really like! Her name is princess Olga and she’s 20 years old and very pretty in every way!

Bussi Stanislaw

Dear Diary. Monday, 14.01.1765

It’s not as easy as I thought to be the king of Poland. I thought it would be a lot of fun. Actually I just wanted to be the King because I love the feeling that power gives you. But now everything is a mess. I am working and working all day long, trying to make a better place of Poland. I want that the people are proud and happy about living here.
All after all Poland is nothing more than a disturbed country with wrathful citizens and rival peer families. And by the way the Russian are not that nice as I thought. Every minute I am feeling like they are breathing down my neck. I am so aimless right now, but I hope that I will bring us out from this Misery.

Stani

Dear Diary, Wednesday 25.11.1764

Today was my coronation! Now I have a new accessory in my safe. Actually I don´t like those bling-bling-gangster-hip-hop-jewel, but a present is a present. Now I can proudly say, that i´m the king of poland. Life is great. I´m the king. I´m the best!!!!

Be afraid honey it's Stanislav Poniatowski

Dear Diary! 7. September 1764

Today is the most terrible day I’ve ever had. My dad has died. I’m so desperate I can’t describe in words. But the Russians are here and support me very much, that makes me feel a little bit better! I was also choosed for the position of the king in Pole and this shows me that I have reached something in my life!

We will see us soon! Bye!

Dear Diary, Monday 08.09.1760
When I arrived in St. Petersburg I had a lot of head each, because the trip was very long and bumpy. Then I moved into my room.
Well, it is not that big, but fine. I was a bit nervous, because I had a date with the empress Katharina. It turned out that she is a very kind and courteous woman. I don’t want to boast about it, but the night ended up in her bedroom.

Yours Stani

Dear diary! 3.9.1760

My left knee hurts disastrous and I have a fucking uretic infection. Oh my good iI`m pissed off.
My doctors want me to decelerate 25 kilos!! ...but I`m not able to do this becuse I love Polnish cuisine !!!! And fucking August the third want me to go to St.Petersburg but I need more time to think aboute this proposal.
Bussi

Thursday, 14.02.1752
I’m sorry my lovely diary, but I have to admit, that I lost you. Yesterday I was looking for my comb under my bed and suddenly I found you.
My life was very boring last year, so you haven’t missed a lot. But now I am extremely exited, because tomorrow is the first time I am allowed to be a congressman in the parliament.
My heart is in my boots right now. I am afraid that I will say something completely stupid. I hope I will leave a good mark.

Yours Stani

Dear diary! 18.1.1751

Today is the day after my birthday! My father Stanislaus and i take a cruise on the Mauerlake.

After a few minuets on the boat i consign all my stomach contents to the lake.

But old Stani wasn`t angry with me!!

See ya later!

Bussi